Farm Enthusiast Gifts

Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.

'Bovine Palpation'

'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'

'These aren't black spots...they're holes!'

Farm Fresh Egg Nog.

'What? I always wash my reds and whites together.'

'If this doesn't work, I'll have to sedate her!'

'I just love the way you wallow.'

'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'

There he is Doctor...puny little calf with the scours.

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

What A Moose Hears.

"The hours are LONG, at least 70 hours a week. . . For the paperwork, MORE if you want to do any actual FARMING!"

'Another acute prognosis! Dammit!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Farmer Jones, don't you ever read the labels on those hormones.'

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"

"Don't tell anyone, but there's talk that there's a spy in our camp!"

Pig Latin.

Happy birthday to you!

"She thinks she's smarter than we are because she has a sheep skin."

'Llamas spit, Doctor!'

Business still difficult, Tom?

The Big Ham.

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

'...You've got hoof-and-mouth disease.'

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

Two office workers, one milking a cow: 'What's great is that it doesn't feel like work.'

'Miss Wilson , please send in the cow',

'I've hit on a plan! Since an insurance company bought the farm, let's all buy life insurance.'

Frank, you're partly cut out of this picture! Kids these days know their gadgets but nothing about where food comes from. I hired a kid to work on the farm and that photo is what I got when he heard the word "crop."

And you can be our club treasurer.

Dogs and Chickens

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

"You shouldn't have eaten the barbed wire."