Farmyard Enthusiast Gifts

Betting With Cow Chips.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Mother chicken is sad to see eggs in the grocery store.

'A priest, a Rabbi and a minister walk into a barn...'

Sheep baggage

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

A Cattle Snake

'She saved the best for last!'

'It's about to hatch... go boil some water.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Bubble Gum Farms.

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

You complete me!

Pull the udder one

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Cow of BEEF

No, I don

'Bless You.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Where's my glove?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!