Farmyard Enthusiast Pillows

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Mother chicken is sad to see eggs in the grocery store.

Sheep baggage

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

A Cattle Snake

'She saved the best for last!'

'It's about to hatch... go boil some water.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

An early space launch attempt.

Pull the udder one

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Can he come out and play?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

You must un-learn bowel control!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'