Farmyard Fanatic Pillows

"I'm glad you took the trouble to diagnose your own symptoms using the internet...and you'd be 100% accurate...IF you were a GOAT."

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Sheep

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

Cow inflates her own udders.

COWS: Cow chess

Rat flap.

"Stop carrying-on like a good sort...You're not the only one who just got laid!"

"Do kids eat free?"

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

An early space launch attempt.

Dedication to excellence....

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

COWS: Cow Pong

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Cheesie Rider

Fresh off the Farm.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'