Farmstand Fanatic Pillows

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

COWS: Cow Pong

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Do kids eat free?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Cheesie Rider

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

I've located your problem, luv!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'