Farmstand Fanatic T-Shirts

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow of BEEF

COWS: Cow Pong

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'The sty is falling!!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

Cheesie Rider

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

I've located your problem, luv!

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'