Farming Fanatics T-Shirts

You think you're un-sinkable. Then, you hit an iceburg!

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

Cow Pilot.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

COWS: Cow Pong

"Do kids eat free?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Cheesie Rider

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Wild Cow.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Fresh off the Farm.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Some genetically engineered pig

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."