Farming Fanatics Gifts

You think you're un-sinkable. Then, you hit an iceburg!

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

Cow Pilot.

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Cow Pinatas

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

COWS: Cow Pong

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

'The sty is falling!!'

Cheesie Rider

"Do kids eat free?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!