Farm Fantasy Fanatics Gifts

'Go get them, girl!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

COWS: Cow Pong

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Wild Cow.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Do kids eat free?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Cheesie Rider

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

A Palindrome Cow.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Fresh off the Farm.

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'