Farm Fantasy Fan Gifts

Fields

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Cheesie Rider

Milkin' Impossible

'The sty is falling!!'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Wild Cow.

'Hang on a minute...'

"Do kids eat free?"

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

A Palindrome Cow.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'