Fantasy Farming Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow, that's a tough life! Thank goodness I'm not a dairy cow: I couldn't handle the morning shifts..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'The sty is falling!!'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

A Palindrome Cow.

'This is a real barnburner.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Niche Extracurriculars

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Money Tree