Fantasy Farming Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Wow, that's a tough life! Thank goodness I'm not a dairy cow: I couldn't handle the morning shifts..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Pull the udder one

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

A Palindrome Cow.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Niche Extracurriculars

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!