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"That's brilliant: If we partner, with my milk and your fire-breathing, we could sell pasteurized milk!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

A Palindrome Cow.

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Cow Pilot.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Branding Consultant

Free Range Cows.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Snowman carrot substitute.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

Ancient Farming Practises.

Tractor Art

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Don't play with your food!

Maternity ward on the farm.