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"That's brilliant: If we partner, with my milk and your fire-breathing, we could sell pasteurized milk!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

A Palindrome Cow.

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Cow Pilot.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Free Range Cows.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Snowman carrot substitute.

Branding Consultant

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

Ancient Farming Practises.

Don't play with your food!

COW. JUST COW.

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Maternity ward on the farm.

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland