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Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

A Palindrome Cow.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Maternity ward on the farm.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Where we get veggie burgers

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

Boy on a cow in a field full of giant pasts.

'In my day, they gave us names and milked us by hand... Now, they give you numbers and hook you up to a machine...'

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

COWS: Cow chess

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

Tofurkey.

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'