Farmer's Fantasy T-Shirts

Wear their farm fantasies on their sleeve with our charming and witty t-shirts. Designed for the creative farmer who loves to express their rural dreams in style.

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'Are you playing hoofsie with me?' mockup

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

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'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.' mockup

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

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Agricultural Psychology

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'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

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A Palindrome Cow.

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'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

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'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.' mockup

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

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The Snowcow

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Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia. mockup

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

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Maternity ward on the farm.

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"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can! mockup

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

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"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!" mockup

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

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Old MacDonald had a startup.

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'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.' mockup

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

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'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!' mockup

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

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Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head mockup

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

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Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

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"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece." mockup

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

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'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.' mockup

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

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Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion. mockup

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

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A suit of scarecrows

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"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there." mockup

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

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'Sure I could do it for less, but my philosophy is if I can't make a decent living practising veterinary medicine, then I'll do something else. I could farm!"

'Sure I could do it for less, but my philosophy is if I can't make a decent living practising veterinary medicine, then I'll do something else. I could farm!"

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