Farmer's Fantasy Gifts

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

A Palindrome Cow.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Barns

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Where we get veggie burgers

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'Sure I could do it for less, but my philosophy is if I can't make a decent living practising veterinary medicine, then I'll do something else. I could farm!"

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

Boy on a cow in a field full of giant pasts.

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Fields

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

Tofurkey.

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

A suit of scarecrows