Farmhand Fantasy Gifts

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

"They’re real."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Agricultural Psychology

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A Palindrome Cow.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Here's a job that sounds just like mine, oh-oh, it is mine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Maternity ward on the farm.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"