Farm Life Fantasist Gifts

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

COWS: Cow Pong

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Milkin' Impossible

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

1,572 Performances.

Cheesie Rider

'Hang on a minute...'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Twitter that!

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

A Palindrome Cow.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Sheep striptease'.