Farm Fantasy Enthusiast Gifts

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

No, I don

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

You complete me!

'Bless You.'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'The sty is falling!!'

Cheesie Rider

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Do kids eat free?"

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Wild Cow.

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

You must un-learn bowel control!

A Palindrome Cow.

'This is a real barnburner.'