Farm Fantasy Enthusiast Gifts

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

You complete me!

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Where's my glove?'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Cheesie Rider

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Do kids eat free?"

You must un-learn bowel control!

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

A Palindrome Cow.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'