Farm Life Dreamer Gifts

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

"I don't care if you are an insomniac. Get off my land and stop counting my sheep!"

Man dreams of sheep escaping from farm.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

The Snowcow

Boy on a cow in a field full of giant pasts.

'Sure I could do it for less, but my philosophy is if I can't make a decent living practising veterinary medicine, then I'll do something else. I could farm!"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Cow Pinatas

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Raptures

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Trickle or Spray!?'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Dedication to excellence....

"Static cling."

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Agricultural Psychology

Playing pig

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

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