Ranch Life Dreamer Gifts

Western Philosophy

Humans...What is their purpose?

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Thatched roof car.

Agricultural Psychology

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Ranch Dressing

The Snowcow

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."