Rural Dreamer Gifts

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

"Things are looking up..."

"I'm afraid all you can afford is an enormous dairy farm."

'One day son, all this will be yours...or the banks.'

An English Gold Field

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Urban Squirrels

Farmyard Scene

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

There was that voice again: come out and play, Jimmy.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'A man called about a 'cow down in the Sudan...'

"I've tired of the urban lifestyle."

'Dun Gazumpin'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

When Daisy died, you said she'd gone to a better place!

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"The road to riches? You can't get there from here."

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Agricultural Psychology

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

A Gated Community.