Ranch Daydreamer Gifts

Just another day at Helium Farm

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Agricultural Psychology

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

An English Gold Field

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Fishing Holes

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."