Ranch Daydreamer Gifts

Just another day at Helium Farm

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Agricultural Psychology

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

An English Gold Field

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Fishing Holes

His Master Voice Desert Island

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"