Farm Daydreamer Gifts

'Frankly Mum, I'd rather read a book quietly than frolic around the paddock...'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Sheep In Curlers

Agricultural Psychology

Thatched roof car.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Migrating cows.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

An English Gold Field

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Where we get veggie burgers

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."