Agricultural Dreamer Gifts

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Raptures

Humans...What is their purpose?

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

Thatched roof car.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

Cow Pilot.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

The Snowcow

The Rural Bidet...

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

Just another day at Helium Farm

The Rudges' peaceful home

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Where we get veggie burgers

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'