Agricultural Dreamer T-Shirts

Raptures

Humans...What is their purpose?

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Thatched roof car.

Agricultural Psychology

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

An English Gold Field

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Cow Pilot.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

The Rural Bidet...

The Snowcow

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Just another day at Helium Farm

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."