Farm Dreamers T-Shirts

"That's the problem with the Land of Milk and Honey. Too many cows and bees

Where we get veggie burgers

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

An English Gold Field

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Let's all be fairies.

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

The Rudges' peaceful home

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."