Farm Dreamer T-Shirts

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

The night cows fell on Alabama.

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

Agricultural Psychology

One day she was going to travel the world.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Sheep In Curlers

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

An English Gold Field

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

The Snowcow

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Just another day at Helium Farm

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Sheep

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."