Farmstead Dreamer T-Shirts

'Mom, I just picked up a garbage disposal at the yard sale, cheap!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Agricultural Psychology

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Migrating cows.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

The Snowcow

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Myspace then and now.

The Rudges' peaceful home

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Water from a tap forming a dog.

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Early Ram Raids

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Sheep

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'