Farm Life Dreamer T-Shirts

"I don't care if you are an insomniac. Get off my land and stop counting my sheep!"

Man dreams of sheep escaping from farm.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

The Snowcow

Boy on a cow in a field full of giant pasts.

'Sure I could do it for less, but my philosophy is if I can't make a decent living practising veterinary medicine, then I'll do something else. I could farm!"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Raptures

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Dedication to excellence....

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Static cling."

Agricultural Psychology

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!