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"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

A Gated Community.

'Mr. President, keep in mind that with Thanksgiving fast approaching, you are permitted to give yourself a Presidential Pardon. It doesn't mean however, that you can spend the rest of your term living on a farm in the country.'

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

'You won't like this split. She gets to keep the country home, while you get to keep the city bills.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"I've got it! We must reverse polarities! We must give back our degrees, buy some boots and become good ole boys!"

"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

High Riders of the Old West

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Migrating cows.

Farmers' Warnings.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."