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"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

Farm Shop - "I'd like a place in Wiltshire with about 200 acres."

"This place would be so bucolic without you."

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."

Country trees visit the city.

'I wanted out of Corporate America, but I didn't want to go far.'

Moving to the country.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'

He's working his way up to lions!

"When this is all over, let's move to the sticks."

Hell/Paradise

Dawn Chorus in the Country and in the City.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"It is we."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Serenading

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I screwed up royally!'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Agricultural Psychology

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Farmers' Warnings.

Migrating cows.

Cow and Milk

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia