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Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

An English Gold Field

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Just another day at Helium Farm

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."