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'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Cow longing for grass while crawling like a thirsty man in the desert.

Migrating cows.

"Did I see a flash of lightning just then?"

"As the seasons come and go, the fields play 'good crop, bad crop'."

Shepherd and the Lost Sheep

Free Range Cow

'Why of course I'm not teaching you how to milk so you'll do it while I sit around.'

Thatched roof car.

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

Exercise Bike.

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Sheep In Curlers

'I'd go as far as Schenechtady.'

Despite my new found wealth, the grass still tastes the same.

'I moved here because the ratio between lawyer and ambulance is so low.'

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

In future we stick to 'Eye of Newt'! Ok?

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"