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Moving to the country.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

A Bubble of Countryside.

Just another day at Helium Farm

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

No Action Comics

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

'What's the night life-like?

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Country trees visit the city.