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"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Thatched roof car.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

An English Gold Field

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

A Gated Community.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

A Bubble of Countryside.

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

'What's the night life-like?

Western Philosophy

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Septic Fields Forever.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Country trees visit the city.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

In future we stick to 'Eye of Newt'! Ok?