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'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A Gated Community.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

A Bubble of Countryside.

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

'What's the night life-like?

Septic Fields Forever.

Go away

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Country trees visit the city.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

Shepherd and the Lost Sheep

A rest by the way

In future we stick to 'Eye of Newt'! Ok?

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"When this is all over, let's move to the sticks."

He's working his way up to lions!