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'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A Gated Community.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

A Bubble of Countryside.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

'What's the night life-like?

Go away

Septic Fields Forever.

Country trees visit the city.

Water from a tap forming a dog.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

He's working his way up to lions!

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

In future we stick to 'Eye of Newt'! Ok?

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Shepherd and the Lost Sheep