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"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Early American Think tank

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

Septic Fields Forever.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Artist Satying in the Country

A rest by the way

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

Glad we moved out of the City

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

The Attorney Barn

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

BBQ Escape.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

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