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Artist Satying in the Country

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Twitter that!

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Extreme Sheepherding

Bungee sodbustin'