Rural Delight Seeker Mugs

Artist Satying in the Country

Humans...What is their purpose?

Chase me, chase me cows.

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

A bit of Newlyn.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Extreme Sheepherding

Bungee sodbustin'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."