Rural Reveler Mugs

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'So I guess it's New Year!'

Mother Cowmas

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'