Rural Reveler Mugs

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'So I guess it's New Year!'

Mother Cowmas

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Farm Humor.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Lamb Noise.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Twitter that!

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"