Rural Nostalgia Seeker T-Shirts

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

I've been doing sit-ups!

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'What's the night life-like?

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Septic Fields Forever.

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

Artist Satying in the Country

"We must be in the Village."

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

BAAYE!

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'