Rural Nostalgia Seeker Pillows

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'What's the night life-like?

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Septic Fields Forever.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

"We must be in the Village."

Artist Satying in the Country

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

Central Valley Express

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

'In my day, they gave us names and milked us by hand... Now, they give you numbers and hook you up to a machine...'

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'