Rural Fun-seeker Pillows

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Tractor Racing

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

A rainbow umbrella

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

French Animal Noises.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

I've been doing sit-ups!

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Scrooge McCow

Boxing Snowmen.

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Furtive Milking

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'