Farm Fun-seekers Pillows

"I thought you knew - bed and breakfast rates here include milking the cows."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Tractor Racing

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

French Animal Noises.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'I see the Maids have been in!'