Farm Fun-seekers Gifts

"I thought you knew - bed and breakfast rates here include milking the cows."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow's straw

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Tractor Racing

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Moo-Magrams Exams

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Costume Party.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

Cow Wash Cycle.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

French Animal Noises.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'