Farmyard Fun Seeker Gifts

"You wouldn't understand,...it's a poultry thing."

'I've got me a terrible headache!'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Tractor Racing

Moo-Magrams Exams

'This is a real barnburner.'

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Costume Party.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

French Animal Noises.