Farmyard Fun Seeker Mugs

"You wouldn't understand,...it's a poultry thing."

'I've got me a terrible headache!'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Do kids eat free?"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Tractor Racing

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

D.I.Y SUCKS!

French Animal Noises.

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"