Farmyard Fun Enthusiast Mugs

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Now that's what I call a great 'Opening Ceremony'!'

"Just wait till little Miss Prim and Proper gets a look at me lying on my back with an apple in the appropriate orifice. . . Happy New Year My Friends!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

Dedication to excellence....

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'The sty is falling!!'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'This is a real barnburner.'

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Costume Party.