Farmyard Fun Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Now that's what I call a great 'Opening Ceremony'!'

"Just wait till little Miss Prim and Proper gets a look at me lying on my back with an apple in the appropriate orifice. . . Happy New Year My Friends!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

An early space launch attempt.

Dedication to excellence....

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

The Taming of the Ewe

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Cow Pollen

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"